January 2012
1 post
July 2011
11 posts
June 2011
2 posts
May 2011
6 posts
April 2011
3 posts
January 2009
1 post
Politics are for crooks and lawyers. Since you can’t figure out which is which might as well just get rid of them all, I say.
October 2008
1 post
September 2007
1 post
“If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.”
– Albert Einstein
July 2007
1 post
“My mother stood outside inspecting what little of our garden that actually grows...”
– Kitta.net
June 2007
8 posts
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“Pie pwns cake!”
– Loyd Schutte on Twitter
“The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their...”
– King Edward VIII
“I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.”
– Dan Quayle
I love pets. They’re like kids that you’re allowed to lock outside.
“If you hang around monkeys expect to have poop thrown at you.”
May 2007
2 posts
Flagpole Sitta →
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...”
– Jeff Valdez
April 2007
8 posts
“The United Nations has declared the methane from cow emissions the...”
– Ask Yahoo!
“I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have...”
– Thomas Jefferson
“Nothing gets you up from a deep nap like a 3-year-old who thinks “Go get daddy...”
– John Gruber on Twitter
“In a collision, you have three or four sub-collisions all taking place in...”
– Making Light: Seatbelts Save Lives
“Two out of three British web users lose significant portions of their time to...”
– Yahoo! News
Defining Fun
Fun (defn.) - Chasing cows like a mad man yelling “BEEF IT’S WHAT’S FOR DINNER”