Politics are for crooks and lawyers. Since you can’t figure out which is which might as well just get rid of them all, I say.
Macs and PCs CAN live side by side in harmony.
“My mother stood outside inspecting what little of our garden that actually grows - with no silver bells or cockle shells, and absolutely no pretty maids all in a row - when she found an intruder. I was busy loading the washing machine and wasn’t too bothered with it all.
“What is that?”
“A plant” I replied.
“What type of plant?”
“A green one that grows in soil.”
“No, is it a weed or a tomato bush? Maybe it’s… A drug plant.”I stopped what I was doing, took a quick glance at the ‘drug plant’ in question and laughed.
“It’s not pot, Mum.”
”
“How do you know?”
“You sent me to a public high school.”
Blondie Unlocks Car Video (via Metacafe)
This was a test photo to see if I could upload a photo via email to Tumblr.
The Elephant Song - Cool Tunes for Kids by Eric Herman (via EricHermanMusic)
“The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.”
I love pets. They’re like kids that you’re allowed to lock outside.
“If you hang around monkeys expect to have poop thrown at you.”
“The United Nations has declared the methane from cow emissions the “greatest threat to the climate, forests, and wildlife.”
